Movies: John Smart

  • 1962
    On the Beat

    On the Beat (1962)

    On the Beat

    7.71962HD

    Norman Pitkin wants to be a policeman like his father was, but he fails the height test (amongst others). One day he gets out his father's old uniform and "walks the beat". This leads to a level of chaos that only Pitkin could cause...

    On the Beat
  • 1953
    The Saint's Return

    The Saint's Return (1953)

    The Saint's Return

    5.61953HD

    A private detective goes after the people who murdered his girlfriend....

    The Saint's Return
  • 1959
    Carry On Nurse

    Carry On Nurse (1959)

    Carry On Nurse

    6.41959HD

    In Haven Hospital, a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital altogether. The formidable Matron's debut gives everyone a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her. There's a colonel who's a constant...

    Carry On Nurse
  • 1959
    Follow a Star

    Follow a Star (1959)

    Follow a Star

    6.11959HD

    Norman Truscott is a store worker who dreams of stardom. Vernon Carew is a singer whose star is fading. Vernon manages to get a recording of Norman singing and passes it off as himself....

    Follow a Star
  • 1959
    Carry On Teacher

    Carry On Teacher (1959)

    Carry On Teacher

    6.31959HD

    When a well-loved headmaster decides to retire, his scheming pupils have other ideas. The cunning boys unleash a campaign of practical jokes, armed with gin, itching power, and bombs!...

    Carry On Teacher
  • 1962
    Carry On Cruising

    Carry On Cruising (1962)

    Carry On Cruising

    6.11962HD

    Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, b...

    Carry On Cruising
  • 1960
    The Hands of Orlac

    The Hands of Orlac (1960)

    The Hands of Orlac

    3.81960HD

    Famed concert pianist Stephen Orlac survives a plane crash, but his hands are permanently destroyed. Helpful surgeon Volcheff grafts a pair of new hands on the hapless Orlac. Unfortunately, they're the hands of an executed murderer – useless for a pi...

    The Hands of Orlac
  • 1963
    A Stitch in Time

    A Stitch in Time (1963)

    A Stitch in Time

    7.41963HD

    An accident in the butchers shop leads Norman Pitkin and Mr Grimsdale to the hospital where, after causing the normal ammount of chaos, Pitkin finds Lindy, a little girl who hasn't spoken or smiled since her parents were killed in an aeroplane accide...

    A Stitch in Time
  • 1973
    Carry On Girls

    Carry On Girls (1973)

    Carry On Girls

    5.61973HD

    Local councillor Sidney Fiddler persuades the Mayor to help improve the image of their rundown seaside town by holding a beauty contest. But formidable Councillor Prodworthy, head of the local women's liberation movement, has other ideas. It's open w...

    Carry On Girls
  • 1964
    Carry On Spying

    Carry On Spying (1964)

    Carry On Spying

    6.41964HD

    Carry On favourite Barbara Windsor makes her debut in this outrageous send-up of the James Bond movies. Fearless agent Desmond Simpkins and Charlie Bind, aided and abetted by the comely Agent Honeybutt and Agent Crump, battle against the evil powers ...

    Carry On Spying
  • 1962
    Go to Blazes

    Go to Blazes (1962)

    Go to Blazes

    6.31962HD

    A gang of aspiring bank robbers involve themselves with arsonists and purchase their very own fire truck in an attempt to create the ultimate diversion. But posing as firemen leads them to disaster....

    Go to Blazes
  • 1972
    Bless This House

    Bless This House (1972)

    Bless This House

    6.31972HD

    The legendary Sid James stars as the head of a chaotic household in this movie spin-off from the hit ITV sitcom. Sid Abbott and his best mate Trevor (Peter Butterworth) enjoy home-brewing. Plans to turn their hobby into a profitable, if illicit, side...

    Bless This House